LIMITED FIRST PRINT RUN featuring spray-painted edges while supplies last. Once Upon a Time meets The Office in Hannah Maehrers laugh-out-loud viral TikTok series turned novel about the sunshine assistant to an Evil Villain...and their unexpected romance. ASSISTANT WANTED: Notorious high-ranking villain seeks loyal levelheaded assistant for unspecified office duties supporting staff for random mayhem and terror and other Dark Things In General. Discretion a must. Excellent benefits. With ailing family to support Evie Sages employment status isnt just important its vital. So when a mishap with Rennedawns most infamous Villain results in a job offer--naturally she says yes. No job is perfect of course but even less so when you develop a teeny crush on your terrifying temperamental and undeniably hot boss. Dont find evil so attractive Evie. But just when shes getting used to severed heads suspended from the ceiling and the odd squish of an errant eyeball beneath her heel Evie suspects this dungeon has a huge rat...and not just the literal kind. Because something rotten is growing in the kingdom of Rennedawn and someone wants to take the Villain--and his entire nefarious empire--out. Now Evie must not only resist drooling over her boss but also figure out exactly who is sabotaging his work...and ensure he makes them pay. After all a good job is hard to find.
