Grumpy Old Git Jokes: Because life's not all fun, fun, fun

Description

Because life's not all fun, fun, fun Railing against the world? Fed up with everything? In need of a hefty dose of cynical humour? GRUMPY OLD GIt JOKES is the book for you. Straight from the mouths of the grumpiest gits our proud nation has to offer, this bumper collection contains hundreds of jokes on favourite grumpy subjects such as politics, driving, call centres and today's popular culture. It touches on the grump's least favourite people (estate agents, traffic wardens, lawyers - 'What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn'), and the perennial subjects of ageing ('old age is always fifteen years older than what I am') and money ('What do you call a rich bear? Winnie the Pools'). Illustrated with hilarious pictures of the grumpy old git in action, this deliciously cynical, delightfully dour, mirthfully miserable book will help anyone indulge their inner grumpy old git.

Ian Allen is a father of three teenagers and a funny man indeed. He has been a freelance editor from Staffordshire - recently voted England's least amusing county - for the past 15 years and during that time Ian has worked on dozens of joke books, a handful of which were even intended to be comical. Ian is qualified to degree-level in Data Processing, which is also hilarious.