The Dog Owner's Survival Guide: Hilarious Advice for Understanding the Pups and Downs of Life with Your Furry Four-Legged Friend

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A hilarious, fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a dog parent the perfect gift for any dog lover You have the best dog in the world, it s true. But there s no avoiding the fact that, perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a pup owner that you could do without. That smell they bring in when they ve rolled in fox poo. The nibble-marks on your furniture. Their fur stuck to absolutely every black item of clothing you own. Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks you ll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives like giving them head-scritches and nose-boops every time they prove they re a good doggo at heart. With pearls of wisdom like these, you ll be a pro dog parent in no time: Remember to check the dog is in the room before blaming it for your fart It is a truth universally acknowledged that a dog in possession of a healthy libido must be in want of a leg Start working on your mental toughness those puppy-dog eyes are enough to break even the iciest of hearts

Sophie Johnson is a writer and comedian from South East London. She loves sausages and is owned by her cat Laurie. || Tatiana Davidova is a professional artist and illustrator from Moldova. Since 2002, she has been living and working in Germany, where she received a second specialized education in the field of book illustration.