Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids

Description

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza ...Are you sure It's gonna be cheesy! Rob Elliott's ultimate collection of never-before-heard, best-of-the-best jokes is finally here! We are proud to present the new definitive standard of joke books that will have the entire family in stitches. Full to bursting with amazing knock-knocks, side splitters, riddles, and puns, we promise that you've never laughed this hard in your life. Q: Why can't you trust artists A: They're sketchy. Q: Why did the baseball coach go to the bakery A: He needed a batter. Q: What is a tree's favorite drink A: Root beer Q: Where does light go when it commits a crime A: To prism Q: What do you call someone who grabs your cat and runs A: A purr snatcher Q: How do you get a bargain on a cruise vacation A: Look for a clearance sail. Q: What did the buck say to the doe A: I'm fawned of you, my deer.

Rob Elliott is the bestselling author of "Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids," "Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids," "Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids," "More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids," "Laugh-Out-Loud Doodles for Kids," "Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids," "Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids," "Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids," "Laugh-Out-Loud Road Trip Jokes for Kids," and "Laugh-Out-Loud A+ Jokes for Kids." His popular joke books have sold more than 2.5 million copies. Rob has been a publishing professional for more than twenty years. He lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and five children.